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TELEMETRY NO. 010

Is Your Portfolio Rigged for Rough Seas?

We stress-tested our just-expired flagship equity portfolio against three historical crises. See how a good portfolio not quite rigged for the current volatility can underperform one built more for the current issues; and how we use our tools to manage risk more proactively.
March 29, 2026  ·  Mark Tenenbaum  ·  Life UnLocked Partners LLC

We ran our just-expired, real portfolio through three historical crises. It was not built for any of them. These 22 securities were live holdings from January 20 through March 23, returning +2.73% while the S&P fell 3.18%. That is not a backtest. That is a portfolio that was in the market, performing, and still not rigged for what is coming next.

In The Compound Fracture, we mapped six stressors that the market is pricing independently but that are structurally linked, and assigned a 75% probability to at least a correction: 50% correction, 25% something worse. That piece told you what could happen. This one asks whether your boat is built for the water into which you are sailing.

We built a tool on FlightDeck called Scenario Replay. It takes how your holdings behave today and forces them through real crisis timelines, day by day. Not a backtest. The actual daily regime sequence from each historical episode, applied to the securities you hold right now, using our proprietary PB/AO regime classification technology (currently under review at the Journal of Portfolio Management since February 4). Think of it as Guitar Hero for your current holdings: six resolved crisis and stress episodes from the last 25 years, each with a different shape, a different duration, and a different lesson about what survives and what does not.

To make this concrete, we ran our just-expired (March 23) flagship equity portfolio through the three historical patterns we think are most relevant to the current environment. This portfolio performed very well in its window, but it was not built for the current crisis and needed to be rebalanced into something less vulnerable, and that is precisely the point.

P4 Equity Portfolio · 22 Positions · Expired March 23, 2026
ABEV · ADC · AS · BMY · BWA · CVX · CWEN · CX · DELL · DIS · DTEGY · E · EADSY · GILD · HTHIY · IBDSF · IBKR · KRC · MU · NEM · NMR · WMT
Beta
0.8
Return
+2.73%
Positions
22
Three crises. Three different shapes. One expired portfolio that was not designed for any of them. What you see is not a hypothetical. It is the daily regime sequence from each episode applied to real holdings we managed.
Scenario 1: The Waterfall
Global Financial Crisis
2007-09 · 372 trading days (1.5 yr) · Peak VIX 80.9
CRISIS
ReturnMax DrawdownRecovery
S&P 500-6.0%-45.2%13.8 mo
Beta Only-3.2%-37.4%13.0 mo
22-Security Portfolio+1.8%-37.3%9.9 mo
α Edge+5.0 pp+8.1 pp3.1 mo faster
The worst-case analog. The S&P lost 45%. Our expired portfolio still took a -37% drawdown, but it recovered nearly four months faster and finished the period positive. The alpha edge was 5 percentage points of return and over 8 points of drawdown protection. This is the scenario that tests whether your position sizing can survive the bottom. We do not believe 2026 is 2008. Consumer balance sheets are intact. Banks are well-capitalized. But if you carry private credit or leveraged loan exposure, this is the replay to run.
Scenario 2: The Staircase
Dot-Com Meltdown
2000-02 · 652 trading days (2.6 yr) · Peak VIX 45.1
CRISIS
ReturnMax DrawdownRecovery
S&P 500-23.2%-35.6%18.4 mo
Beta Only-18.4%-29.2%17.3 mo
22-Security Portfolio-11.3%-28.2%14.2 mo
α Edge+7.1 pp+1.0 pp3.1 mo faster
The grinding analog. Not a single violent drop, but 652 days of stair-stepping lower with false rallies that punish anyone who tries to buy the dip. The S&P lost 23%. Our expired portfolio lost 11%. The alpha edge was over 7 percentage points of return and recovery came four months earlier. This is the pattern that maps to the AI valuation overshoot we described in The AI Air Pocket: infrastructure outrunning demand, concentrated capex meeting fragmented revenue, a slow repricing over quarters rather than weeks. If you hold a tech-heavy portfolio, this is the scenario to replay, because the damage does not arrive all at once. It accumulates.
Scenario 3: The Slow Bleed
2022 Rate Shock
Jan-Oct 2022 · 210 trading days (0.8 yr) · Peak VIX 36.5
STRESS
ReturnMax DrawdownRecovery
S&P 500-18.1%-24.5%2.8 mo
Beta Only-14.4%-19.8%2.6 mo
22-Security Portfolio-12.3%-20.6%4.0 mo
α Edge+2.1 pp-0.8 pp-1.4 mo
The closest analog to today, and the honest one. The Fed hiking into sticky inflation with stretched valuations. The S&P lost 18%. Our expired portfolio lost 12%, a 6-point improvement in total return. But look at the alpha edge row: drawdown protection was essentially flat and recovery was actually slower by 1.4 months. In a rate shock, the damage is broad and mechanical. Higher rates compress every multiple. Security selection helps on total return but cannot fully escape the gravitational pull of a rising rate environment. The difference between this scenario and today: in 2022, there was no war, no oil shock, no private credit stress, and monetary conditions had not yet begun tightening into a refi wall. This is the floor of our base-case correction scenario, not the ceiling.
What the Numbers Tell You

Three different shapes. Three different durations. The same expired portfolio responded differently to each because each crisis stresses different parts of the structure. A waterfall rewards anyone who can survive the bottom and compound through recovery. A staircase punishes dip-buyers and rewards patience. A rate-driven slow bleed is democratic about its damage and offers fewer places to hide.

The alpha edge was strongest in the two crisis-level events and weakest in the rate shock. That is not a flaw. It is the whole point. This portfolio was not selected with these forces in mind. It was a good portfolio for the environment for which it was built, and it still outperformed in every scenario. But the rate shock result shows exactly why you rebalance coming into a crisis: so that your holdings reflect the specific damage paths you expect, not the ones for which you happened to be positioned. That is the difference between surviving a storm and being rigged for one.

Our portfolio specifically built for the current environment projects a 2 percentage point improvement in maximum equity-only drawdown and faster recovery across the stress tests. When combined with our current 45% fixed income allocation, we project a maximum drawdown of less than 15% unless we face a 2008-level meltdown from today. We do not see a 2008-level problem in the economy.

The shape of the damage matters as much as the depth. A -25% drawdown in three weeks is a different problem from -25% over 18 months. Your response to each should be different.
A Note on Fixed Income

The sub-15% drawdown projection comes from blending fixed income into the allocation. Our portfolio monitor on FlightDeck has an FI allocation slider that lets you adjust the split and watch the projected damage profile change across every scenario. You should be doing that exercise with your own holdings.

The April 3 jobs report is six days away. The April 6 Hormuz deadline is nine days away. Monetary conditions are tightening, and private credit refinancing is where the pressure shows first. If even one of those triggers accelerates the compound fracture, the repricing will not wait for you to run the numbers.

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The storm is here. The question is not whether it gets worse. The question is whether your portfolio is built for these waters.

— Mark  ·  Life UnLocked Partners
INSTRUMENTS ON THE FLIGHT DECK
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Important Disclosures

This publication is provided by Life UnLocked Partners LLC ("LUL"), a registered investment advisor with the California Department of Financial Protection and Innovation (DFPI), CRD# 318642. The content is for educational and informational purposes only and does not constitute investment advice, a recommendation, or a solicitation to buy or sell any security or to employ any particular investment strategy.

Portfolio Shown. The "P4 Equity Portfolio" referenced in this publication is our prior flagship equity allocation that expired March 23, 2026. It is shown for illustrative purposes only to demonstrate the Scenario Replay tool's functionality and to illustrate one dimension of our risk management process. This is not a track record and should not be interpreted as representative of future performance of any current or future LUL portfolio.

Scenario Replay is not a backtest. Projected performance is calculated by applying historical regime sequences to current security characteristics using Pure Beta / Alpha Opportunity technology. Actual results during future stress events may differ materially from any projection shown. Past performance, whether actual or simulated, is not indicative of future results. All investments involve risk, including the possible loss of principal.

Named Securities. The 22 securities listed are shown to identify the portfolio used in the Scenario Replay illustration. Their inclusion does not constitute a recommendation to buy, sell, or hold any of these securities.

Forward-Looking Statements. This publication contains forward-looking statements, including references to probability assessments from prior publications. These statements reflect the author's current opinions and are subject to significant uncertainty.

No Compensation. As a matter of standing policy, LUL does not accept compensation from any company discussed in its publications.